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2023.06.04 18:29 ermpickle Quick and easy lunch ideas
I'm 35 weeks and on insulin 4x a day (premeals and bedtime). It feels like everyday I'm not sure what to do for lunch. I'm working from home full time now but I'd prefer not to cook every lunch because I also cook our dinners.
3x a week I do a tuna sandwich w/ lettuce, tomato, onion (thank you insulin!) or sardines w/ cheese, a few whole grain crackers, olives, cherry tomatoes. I'm super sick of salad. Sometimes I do cheese quesadillas & guacamole
My go to before pregnancy were deli meat sandwiches or salads with chopped deli meat or eggs (I absolutely cannot stand eggs anymore lol)
Do you guys have some ideas of things I can just throw together for lunch without cooking? Or maybe make ahead in small batches (so I don't get totally sick of it lol) and freeze/reheat?
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2023.06.04 18:25 Sheet-Music-Library Galuppi Baldassare Piano Sonata Nr 5, C Major with sheet music
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2023.06.04 18:22 SavingsSpare8104 FIBERGLASS NAILS: EVERYTHING YOU DESERVE TO KNOW
| Back in style are fiberglass nails. It makes sense because they provide nails a manicure that looks natural and causes less damage to them. Even if pretty nail art there aren't many salons that provide this service, you can still do them at home. Everything you need to know about fiberglass nails will be covered in this post. DO FIBERGLASS NAILS OUTPERFORM ACRYLIC NAILS? The fact that fiberglass nails are less harmful to natural nails than acrylics and don't require as much skill to apply is one of the factors contributing to their rising popularity. They are also a lot simpler to get rid of. However, acrylic nails will endure longer than fiberglass nails. They cannot be used to construct an arch on flat nails, which is another downside. However, you can simple nails art form the points into a curved shape using clamps. IS SILK WRAPPING BETTER THAN FIBERGLASS NAILS? The strength and longevity of fiberglass nails are superior to those of silk nails. They are therefore perfect for people seeking a compromise between lightweight extensions and long-lasting wear. DO FIBERGLASS NAILS LAST LONG? These nail extensions have a two-week lifespan after application. Additionally, if fiberglass nails are exposed to water often, they may chip, lift, or even develop mold. If you're going to be doing the dishes or other comparable tasks, it's a good idea to wear rubber gloves. WHAT BENEFITS DO FIBERGLASS NAILS OFFER? The resin in fiberglass nails dries by air, thus they don't need a nail lamp to cure. The adhesive also has a milder scent than acrylics, making it more enjoyable to work with. There is no need for a drill when shaping fiberglass nails once they have dried; just use a nail file. Then, they can be painted in an infinite number of different styles and designs using acrylic or gel polish. On the other hand, they can resemble a natural nail if they are simply finished with a top coat. A short dip in acetone will remove fiberglass nails when the time comes. No need to spend a lot of time grinding. APPLICATION OF FIBERGLASS NAILS Applying fiberglass nails properly involves the following steps: To guarantee a suitable fit, it is essential to first compare the sizes of the fiberglass wrap to those of your natural nails. Before anything else, complete this. The following step is to get ready by cutting, shaping, and lightly buffing your nails to take off the sheen. Eliminate any oil, polish, or dirt that is already present. After that, use a nail wipe or rubbing alcohol to remove any leftover residue from the nail surface. It's time to apply the resin simple nail ideas after your nails are ready. In order to ensure consistent covering, apply a thin coating of resin to the nail surface. Before the adhesive base dries, press the fiberglass wrap into position while making sure there are no air bubbles or wrinkles in the wrap. Trim the fiberglass to the required length once the wrap is in place. Use a good pair of scissors. Apply more resin next to ensure a smooth finish and to shield the fiberglass from harm. While the resin dries, gently curl the nail with nail-shaping tweezers or clips. This method gives your nails a natural-looking form and increases their structural durability. File the nail augmentation to perfect its shape and smooth any rough edges after the resin or gel has completely dried. yournailsupplier ARE GLASS NAILS SAFE TO USE? Any nail augmentation, if not done and removed properly, could weaken the natural nails. The good news is that fiberglass nails only need a minimal amount of preparation before use. Acidic primers and extensive filing are not necessary. Additionally, they can be quickly removed with an acetone-based polish remover. The greatest risk is being exposed to water. Fungus may grow there if moisture becomes trapped between the fiberglass and the nail. WHAT'S A SIMPLER OPTION THAN FIBERGLASS NAILS? Press-on nails are without a doubt the simplest, quickest replacement for fiberglass wraps. The majority of brands include adhesive in the package, giving you the option to select between nail glue or double-sided sticky tape depending on how durable you want your manicure to be. Additionally, press-on nails can be painted to beautiful nail designs 2022 seem like fiberglass nails. The only drawback is that, unlike fiberglass wraps, standard press-ons are opaque and do not resemble genuine nails. Soft gels are the next most straightforward solution. They come in clear covers or transparent nail extensions. submitted by SavingsSpare8104 to u/SavingsSpare8104 [link] [comments] |
2023.06.04 18:22 QuantamPulse How can it be so uncomfortable?
Just picked up the PSVR2 using credit at GameStop. For the life of me, I can’t understand how the headset can be so uncomfortable.
After the PSVR1, which was the height of comfort for first gen VR headset, I though this would be similar in how it felt wear it. But instead, it like they took everything that made the PSVR1 comfortable and changed it around. The one could be used comfortable with glasses without scratching it. Now, the lenses are so close to your eyes that it’s impossible to use with glasses. And putting the only spacer available on Amazon for the headset makes everything so uncomfortable and presses into your face. Even without the spacer, just trying it without my glasses, the headset presses into your nose.
Man, I wish there was someplace that I could have tried this first before dumping 550 bucks on it.
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2023.06.04 18:21 MaxTraxxx Luv soho, ‘ate this place. Bet they serve beer in them ‘not pint glasses’ and all. 🍺 🇫🇷 🐸
2023.06.04 18:16 Afoolfortheeons I've been in Portland for one day and I'm already a witness to a crime!
I've been in Portland for one day and I'm already a witness to a crime. Here's what happened. After wandering away from the drum circle at the Saturday market, I sat in a park to regroup and refocus on what my priorities should be. Getting my mental health taken care of came up as a top contender. So, I looked at what resources I had and came up with the plan to go to the behavioral health resource center just up the street.
I arrived exactly as they were closing, just catching the kind night workers as they were escorting out the last of the people they were helping. They told me to catch them when they opened at eight the next morning and told me the alcove across the street was a safe space to sleep. So I proceed to move over there and chillax for the night.
Then I meet Erik. He and his wife are on their honeymoon, and he offers me a joint. I thank him and smoke it while they lock their car and walk off in the sunset to happiness. Or so it seems. See, another fella shows up a half hour later, asking for a cigarette. I didn't have it to give to him, so he starts to take off before looking in Erik's car.
It takes less than a minute of peeking before he decides to smash Erik's window. Didn't take nothing; he just wanted to smash that glass and took off running. An hour or so later, Erik comes back and naturally gets pissed. I tell him what happened before he takes insurance photos and cleans up the mess. And that's all there is to that story.
But the night went on. A woman with a Mr T mohawk shows up when it's starting to get a little chilly. Her name's Daphne and she tells me I'm in her house. I of course apologize and go to move, but then she laughs and she says she's not that type of bitch. We then talk, and she tells me she's an alien. Well, I tell her I'm a cyborg and we begin to bond.
It was about when I read her a poem when she asks to cuddle. She wants to cuddle because she was about to do her fentanyl and wants to be in someone's arms in case she died. I wasn't comfortable doing so because of my trauma and boundaries, but I checked in with her every five minutes in case I had to call 911.
I didn't sleep, even though I felt safe. My bags were well defended and Daphne had her cart and chair blocking us in. Even though a man came through at around three in the morning livid that he just got robbed, I felt as calm as a hindu cow. All the stress of trying to find a place and get a job and do all the fucking bullshit just to survive in "society" was fully abated. I was free. I was alive. I felt the feelings, the rawness, the realness, and I was happy. I was so fucking happy. Why? Why am I so bound to the street life?
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2023.06.04 18:15 tddorsey89 FAU UPDATE ( Long Post)
| So the way I decided to have fun with this old game is this, I recreate some players from each season who were memorable to me. Hunter Renfrow, Deshaun Watson, Baker Mayfield, Mccaffrey, Lamar Jackson, etc and put them in their respective recruiting to see what unfolds of their new career. I have begun and will incorporate some of the Last Chance U guys when their proper year group comes up. The same for guys who I knew in real life along the way, who maybe didn’t get a fair shake but were phenomenal players. Or even guys who just lost their life or went down a bad path before they got their shot. I’ll do this up until the 2024season, then I’ll add fictional characters from shows and movies. I decided against cheesing the system when it came to recruiting, for example when I was at Idaho. Jalen Ramsey was a four star but yet the system showed him as interested so I recruited him. Miraculously I signed him but I took this FAU job. When I got to FAU, Mccaffrey was a four star, he wasn’t interested so I didn’t bother trying to recruit him. Plus there was no way he would have came to FAU in real life at that time. ( he signed to colorado). I won’t target the 4 and 5 star guys until I build my program to that type of level. Unless by some chance those guys are interested off the bat, Again just my way of keeping it fun but also somewhat realistic to what I think could happen in a real life scenario. I just finished year two and well this was not what I was expecting as a first year head coach. Taking over a poor 1 star FAU program After spending the previous season at Idaho as the OC. ( see the screenshots) Overall we were a middle of the pack team offensively when you look at team stats. Did just enough to keep us alive. I’ll say our ability to shut down the run, create turnovers when needed and be a well disciplined team when it came to penalties, was our X factor. Cause it kept us in quite a few games and bailed us out of some close ones. ( see screenshots) Also I watched the natty game and I can’t believe that South Carolina team lost to Derek Carr. He had himself a day but I guess that happens when you have Davante Adams. This truly was a strange season each week as you saw the rankings change and some of the teams breakthrough real 2007 vibes. Recruiting truly has been a battle even to get the 2 star and 1 star guys. I’ll have a big lead on a school and the recruit will drag out the process because most of my pitches right now were D’s and low C’s except for playing time. I have 22 signees going into the 2014 season and for those of you who saw my last post about DJ Law. He decided to set his jurisdiction in Boca Raton after all. Where he’ll be joining teammates Wyatt Roberts, Ollie, Andry, and Franklin III. I really enjoy the format of the recruiting in 13 compared to how 14 was. It makes me feel that much more involved and invested in how I spend my time and on whom. I’m curious though, how many other ppl have taken a 1 star team and placed them in the top 10 without altering the schedule? We really didn’t play anyone notable throughout the year which is why I so shocked to break into the top 25 so soon let alone finish in the top 5. ( see screenshots) submitted by tddorsey89 to NCAAFBseries [link] [comments] |
2023.06.04 18:15 Lasagna_Addiction How dangerous would it be for me to put up a Robert F. Kennedy Jr 2024 bumper sticker on my car (I live in Pacifica)?
| So I've lived in Pacifica since last November. I like the area a lot, reasonable age and socioeconomic diversity (at least for the Bay Area I think), it's very quaint and beautiful, love the weather, the beaches, the fog, and the relative peace and quiet. It feels homey, safe, and the location is great if you work in SF or the surrounding areas. Granted, it's the Bay Area, so I'm not expecting anything remotely close to Midwestern nice over here, but as a nonwhite minority I never get watched when I threw away trash in the dumpster (happened to me in San Carlos) or had the neighbors call up the landlord when they saw a "strange man" at their house (happened to me in Benicia). The one serious downside I'm having here is the weird parking situation with my neighbors (I am renting out a room). I was warned by my landlady when I moved in that the neighbors can be extremely territorial over street parking. I've lived in 4 different states and I'm not milquetoast, so I know very well that everywhere, street parking is public parking, and that means a private homeowner can't claim street spots for themselves if some other person's vehicle shows up there. But she asked me not to park in front of certain neighbors' houses. It's rarely an issue because I can park just fine in front of her house. I had a rental car earlier on, and had come back late at night once, and the parking spot where I normally park was occupied. I found a spot a few houses down and parked there. When I woke up early in the morning, something was telling me to just move the rental car. So I walked out to that car and saw this (see photo). Now, he or she might have thought I was partially blocking the driveway. But still, this is clear-cut vandalism to paint something on the car. Thankfully I was able to get it removed and cleaned up, but this is illegal. He or she could have gotten it towed if it were that bad, but when you deface someone else's property that's a huge no-no. If the stuff hadn't come off, and if I didn't have many appointments that day, I would have called the police and pressed charges. Anyway, I returned the cleaned rental vehicle without issue. I do have my regular work car here and (knock on wood) have been OK so far with that here. Before this rental car incident happened, I bought a political bumper sticker for my work car, and had deferred on putting it up on there. I strongly believe in freedom of expression and support anyone's right to display support for anyone they want to. However, I am thinking of buying surveillance-style security cameras for the inside of my car first to prevent that getting vandalized, too. How likely do you think someone is going to be in getting violent against my car if I put up that bumper sticker? https://preview.redd.it/sgxj6qz9z04b1.jpg?width=3000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b0b18823170f5fb6a97296e29c426f172251534f submitted by Lasagna_Addiction to bayarea [link] [comments] |
2023.06.04 18:15 Afoolfortheeons I've been in Portland one day and I'm already a witness to a crime!
I've been in Portland for one day and I'm already a witness to a crime. Here's what happened. After wandering away from the drum circle at the Saturday market, I sat in a park to regroup and refocus on what my priorities should be. Getting my mental health taken care of came up as a top contender. So, I looked at what resources I had and came up with the plan to go to the behavioral health resource center just up the street.
I arrived exactly as they were closing, just catching the kind night workers as they were escorting out the last of the people they were helping. They told me to catch them when they opened at eight the next morning and told me the alcove across the street was a safe space to sleep. So I proceed to move over there and chillax for the night.
Then I meet Erik. He and his wife are on their honeymoon, and he offers me a joint. I thank him and smoke it while they lock their car and walk off in the sunset to happiness. Or so it seems. See, another fella shows up a half hour later, asking for a cigarette. I didn't have it to give to him, so he starts to take off before looking in Erik's car.
It takes less than a minute of peeking before he decides to smash Erik's window. Didn't take nothing; he just wanted to smash that glass and took off running. An hour or so later, Erik comes back and naturally gets pissed. I tell him what happened before he takes insurance photos and cleans up the mess. And that's all there is to that story.
But the night went on. A woman with a Mr T mohawk shows up when it's starting to get a little chilly. Her name's Daphne and she tells me I'm in her house. I of course apologize and go to move, but then she laughs and she says she's not that type of bitch. We then talk, and she tells me she's an alien. Well, I tell her I'm a cyborg and we begin to bond.
It was about when I read her a poem when she asks to cuddle. She wants to cuddle because she was about to do her fentanyl and wants to be in someone's arms in case she died. I wasn't comfortable doing so because of my trauma and boundaries, but I checked in with her every five minutes in case I had to call 911.
I didn't sleep, even though I felt safe. My bags were well defended and Daphne had her cart and chair blocking us in. Even though a man came through at around three in the morning livid that he just got robbed, I felt as calm as a hindu cow. All the stress of trying to find a place and get a job and do all the fucking bullshit just to survive in "society" was fully abated. I was free. I was alive. I felt the feelings, the rawness, the realness, and I was happy. I was so fucking happy. Why? Why am I so bound to the street life?
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2023.06.04 18:14 Ninja-Alarmed How I Would’ve Booked Seth Rollins’ Universal Title Reign
05/19/2019: Money in the Bank 2019: Seth Rollins (c) def. AJ Styles - WWE Universal Championship
(Same buildup, same match, same everything. Styles still shakes Seth’s hand afterward.)
05/20/2019: Raw: Seth Rollins (c) def. Bobby Lashley - WWE Universal Championship
(For a short period of time, Seth brings back the open challenge. Bobby accepts first, putting up a hell of a fight against the Beast Slayer.)
05/27/2019: Raw: Seth Rollins (c) def. The Miz - WWE Universal Championship
(These two have put on some underrated matches in the past so why not have another one here? Seth wins in the best match of the night.)
06/07/2019: Super Showdown 2019: Seth Rollins (c) def. Brock Lesnar - WWE Universal Championship
(Instead of the weird Rollins/Corbin feud, on the go home show, Rollins is in the ring, waiting for someone to answer his open challenge when “The Beast” Brock Lesnar jumps him from behind, saying that at Super Showdown, he’s cashing in on Seth.)
06/23/2019: Stomping Grounds 2019: Seth Rollins (c) def. Drew McIntyre - WWE Universal Championship
(On the Raw after Super Showdown, Seth is in the ring talking about how he will accept any opponent, when Drew McIntyre attacks him from behind. Despite a cheating attempt, Seth retains.)
06/24/2019: Raw: Seth Rollins (c) def. Drew McIntyre - Steel Cage Match - WWE Universal Championship
(The blowoff to this feud. During the match, Elias smacked Seth over the head with a guitar.)
07/14/2019: Extreme Rules 2019: Seth Rollins (c) def. Elias - Extreme Rules Match - WWE Universal Championship
(After hitting Seth with a guitar on Raw, Seth is livid, these two fight every time they see each other. The match ends when Seth hits a Pedigree onto a guitar.)
07/22/2019: Raw: Seth Rollins (c) def. Braun Strowman - WWE Universal Championship
(After saving Seth from a getting jumped by Drew McIntyre and Elias, Seth gives Braun a chance at the Universal Title. Seth wins, but not easily.)
08/11/2019: SummerSlam 2019: Seth Rollins (c) def. Roman Reigns - WWE Universal Championship
(Elsewhere, Roman wins a mini tournament to get this match. In the buildup, there is nothing but love and respect for these two. That starts to crumble however, when they are in a tag match against Daniel Bryan and Rowan, when Seth went to hit Rowan with a chair, he accidentally hit Roman, much like he did 5 years prior. Roman said “I guess some people never change” and walked off. They do, however, shake hands post match and do the Shield fist bump.)
09/15/2019: Clash of Champions 2019: Seth Rollins (c) def. Robert Roode - WWE Universal Championship
(Instead of the random Rollins/Strowman tag title run, Roode won a gauntlet match to get here. They put on a great match nearing 20 minutes.)
09/30/2019: Raw: Seth Rollins (c) def. Bray Wyatt via DQ - WWE Universal Championship
(Same match as in real life, with The Fiend still attacking Seth post-match.)
10/06/2019: Hell in a Cell 2019: The Fiend (c) def. Seth Rollins - Hell in a Cell Match - WWE Universal Championship
(Same match, same buildup, same everything as in real life, except, oh i don’t know, THE FIEND WINS?! Arguably the dumbest booking decision of the past 5 years is avoided by remembering the rules of Hell in a Cell.)
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2023.06.04 18:13 remainh1dden Day 11 with constant lump sensation in throat
At this point I think I have have food impaction because it all started after I ate my dinner last Thursday which made me believe I didn't chew my food properly and swallowed large amounts of food. The following Tuesday, the nurse practitioner suggested that it could be acid reflux or inflammation of the throat and prescribed me with PPI (which I am yet to take, out of fear). I'm quite concerned and I hate that I keep on researching into this symptom which makes me believe I have throat cancer and I'm gonna ***. I told my relative who is a nurse about this and she told me it's acid reflux because she gets it as well and she takes gaviscon and drinks cold milk, but I took gaviscon and had a glass of cold milk and it didn't help. Everyday I have this lump sensation in my throat, as if something is STUCK! Even when I'm not fixated on it and I'm watching TV, I can still feel it. I don't know what else todo. I'm going to hope that I can secure a doctors appointment for this week because it's absolutely driving me CRAZY!!!
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2023.06.04 18:12 Arkimonda LMAO I CANNOT BREATHE ANYMORE!!!
2023.06.04 18:12 Richard-N-Yuleverby Adding outdoor entry light to basement entrance
Southeast US, handyman home owner - long time lurker, very much appreciative of some advice from a professional.
I have removed an old 60” sliding glass door from my walk-in basement entrance which is at the gable end of my otherwise one story house (no overhang above this entrance).
I am replacing it with a standard external door and will now have room and easy access (15 A circuit available in a light switch in the next stud gap) to add a “porch-type” wall mounted decorative light in the wall I need to build to fill in the gap…
I’m assuming I need a fixture that is rated for a wet location, but I’m not sure of the requirements for the box to mount it. Can I use a standard round plastic new work box mounted in the wall/replacement siding (properly sealed/caulked) or do I need a metal external one? It seems logical to me that it would need to be external but that doesn’t fit with my wife’s “design aesthetic” (other thoughts or suggestions very much welcome).
I can’t find this exact use case in Internet searches but would also appreciate confirmation that it does not need to be on a gfci circuit. I’m planning on adding a weatherproof gfci outlet beneath it (18 inches up from concrete pad) in case that’s important for the mounting box or anything else, so it would be simple to put the light on the downstream side for gfci protection.
Anything else I need to know?
Again thanks for your consideration!
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2023.06.04 18:10 DeadDog11 M1911 restoration question
I had an m1911 that is 10+ years old and the original paint has chipped off. I'm trying to strip it all down to bare metal and polish it up. I've managed to get most of it off the body and slide however I'm struggling to get in all the nooks and crannys with glass paper. Anyone have any recommendations on how to do this? And also how to get the paint off the hammer, beavertail, trigger, safety and slide locking pin.
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2023.06.04 18:09 rufioreed I've been struggling.
Memories I once embraced,
In the corridors of memory's maze/ Where echoes of past reverberate in haze/ There resides a soul with invisible wounds/ Never to heal, the battle scar precludes.
Through the veils of time, memories cling/ Whispered secrets, a reminiscent sting/ Once embraced, now shackles the heart/ Unleashing a tempest, tearing worlds apart
In the depths of night, dreams unravel/ Visions of terror that no words can travel/ A symphony of chaos, a relentless drum/ PTSD's ghostly whispers, she has come...
To part those soft white curtains, looking in/ A world of salted grounds, and so it begins/ This all too familiar ill, tightens her grip/ Life's in the blood, an enigma without the encrypt.
Shard of glass in hand, I'm Bastian & you're my Gmork/ It's the neverending story, like once before/ Another hotel California for the naive/ Pull up a chair & enjoy, until you leave.
Each fragrance of memory, a double-edged sword/ Recalling moments I once adored/ A touch, a scent, a flicker of light/ Now transformed into triggers, welcome my ole friend, to this endless fight....
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2023.06.04 18:09 Cishuman Judge Dagoth
PELINAL: You are about to enter the court-room of Judge Dagoth Voryn! The people are dead. The cases are argued in an aetherial tesseract outside of linear time. The rulings are final! This is Judge Dagoth!
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DAGOTH: Please state your name for the record.
NOCTURNAL: I am UR DROTH, the part of the part that at first was all, part of the darkness that gave birth to light, that supercilious light which now disputes with Mother Night her ancient rank and space, and yet cannot succeed.
DAGOTH: Your legal name, please; not your Tumblr bio.
NOCTURNAL: I AM NOCTURNAL, MY TOUCH IS MINK.
DAGOTH: Of course. And what is your grievance with the defendant?
NOCTURNAL: This songbird sought shade beneath my bough. The terms were loathsomely clear: “My Shadow’s protection against all hues and snares. But in turn you shall attend to my Evergloam forever, Nightingale, singing for your supper.”
That he should rook me so, lending his music to the Doom Drum, draws my umbrage.
DAGOTH: Duly noted. Next plaintiff: state your name for the record, please.
HIRCINE: I am the flame that burns in every heart of man, and in the core of every star. I am Life, and the giver of Life, yet therefore is the knowledge of me the knowledge of death.
DAGOTH: Just asking for a name, please.
HIRCINE: I AM HIRCINE - HALF THE CONSCIENCE OF MEN!
DAGOTH: And your grievance with the defendant, Mr. Hircine?
HIRCINE: I swaddled that whelp in my livery! He is my footman, no matter the number of feet that he wears. I expect him at my flank, bearing my torc and implements when I take the heath. So take my heed, runt - if even you should elude me in this parlay, your soven home is no guard - my teeth shall not cease to flash.
Not until I wrench them on your neck.
DAGOTH: Noted. Next, plaintiff: state your name for the record. And I must stress, just your name.
HERMAEUS MORA:I'm just an old cowboy with twigs in my hairI'm 2/3rds Alligator and 3/4rtrs bearAnd 1/2th a liar but let it be knownI've nevertold 1 lie that was not my own.
DAGOTH: [grievously frustrated sigh] Why did I give Nerevar the first blow?...You have standing to seek redress with the defendant?
HERMAEUS MORA:Those grains you fed them, contained hormones,The fruit was full of sugar.You should have knownYour child could get brain tumorsFrom that mobile telephone.
DAGOTH: Great. Just great. Alright, last plaintiff - your name, for the record.
MOLAG BAL: I’m Molag Bal! Who the fuck are you?
DAGOTH: I am Dagoth Voryn, Sharmat of the Sixth House, Love and Consolation of the Velothi Race.
MOLAG BAL: Never heard of you, Diego. Anyway, I let this dong-sheath crash at my pad in Bravil for like 6 months. Never paid me rent. Ate all of my goddamn poptarts. And his goddamn goat broke my butler table!
DAGOTH: You have a house in Bravil?
MOLAG BAL: It's an apartment. A studio.
DAGOTH: Alright. Well, anyway, would the defendant please state their name for the record.
DRAGONBORN: Bendu Olo. It means “hope” in Ancient Colovian.
DAGOTH: Your real name, please.
DRAGONBORN: I’d rather not shout, not just yet.
DAGOTH: I’m sure. And how do you answer the torts lain before you, Mr. Olo?
DRAGONBORN: Dead to rights. I owe them a soul.
NOCTURNAL: Hmm!
HIRCINE: Hrrm!
HERMAEUS MORA: [Abyssal Mollusc-Like Exclamation].
MOLAG BAL: I mean, I’m really just looking to get the butler-table referbed.
DAGOTH: Very well. However, we face a not inconsiderable problem in that extradition - spiritual or otherwise - doesn’t really allow for even splits.
NOCTURNAL: We are prepared to accept an uneven judgement, so long as it means the upstart is punished.
DRAGONBORN: But of course. And surely as the eldest, the Ur Droth, remember, you are the greatest of your siblings and most deserving of the contested prize.
HIRCINE: Fie! My sister is the most senile and inert of powers, content to sulk in corners and cellars. She is most deserving of cobwebs and mold, that is her kingdom.
NOCTURNAL: What a savage “hunt” you are, Hircine. I simply fear that you are too gorged on your venations already, field-mice and chickadees, and that you should have no palette for this little wyrm.
HIRCINE: Languorous Harlot!
NOCTURNAL: Dog Botherer!
MOLAG BAL: Meeeeooww…
HERMAEUS MORA: Sometimes in our lives, there is pain, there are headaches. But what a difference homemade onion soup makes. Boil a chicken to make a bouillon With salt and tarragon Add several chopped onions Simmer over a low flame. Add carrots and celery, And (why not?) a cup of Champagne, And more onions. If you're depressed with phlegm in your chest, Lonesome in winter in the Midwest, Toss in sliced chicken breast, Add croutons or wonton, Call up Leon, Diane, Don Juan, Yvonne Dionne, William Shawn, Louis Khan, Pope John, That whole group, And serve them soup.
DAGOTH: Indeed, civility is essential to the proceedings. I’ll thank everyone for abiding by the decorum that this venerable tesseract demands.
DRAGONBORN: Truly…but there can be no civility without honesty. And honestly, one does have to admit, Hircine is the more…shall we say, volatile or reactive power? What is the greater boon? To be made the raptor? Or to be made to seek refuge from his rapture?
DAGOTH: Your point, Mr. Olo?
DRAGONBORN: Only that Hircine's gift constitutes the greater loss and therefore deserves greater remuneration. Allow me to demonstrate: Lord Bal, what grieves you more? The slinking, shadowy theft of your poptarts; Or the rambunctious goat that headbutted your butler-table?
MOLAG BAL: You said the leaf just fell off!
NOCTURNAL: This is asinine! I am the shadow! I am everywhere, even in idiom do I lurk - Hircine dwells in only speechless beasts and idiots!
HIRCINE: Asinine! ASININE?! Every “ass” is your demesne! None would tolerate your touch otherwise!
NOCTURNAL: Nimrod!
HIRCINE: That’s not actually an insult!
MOLAG BAL: Divayth Fyr gave me that table!
[Dagoth Ur slams his gavel several times]
DAGOTH: Order! Order! Everyone shut up!
[Everyone hushes]
DAGOTH: Goddammit, I thought Azura was annoying! Now if everyone is done with the childish remarks-
HIRCINE: She started it!
[Dagoth Ur slams the gavel another around]
DAGOTH: Don't shit on my head and tell me it's rain! You're all fucking culpable in this mess but somehow it's my eternal torment to sort it out, so I'd appreciate a just a cunt-hair of mature discourse out of you ageless, primordial entities. Unless you'd like to spend time in the hallway with Officer Whitestrake.
[Pelinal steps into view. He cracks his knuckles.]
PELINAL: Howdy Pardners.
[Everyone remains silent]
DAGOTH: Didn't think so.
DRAGONBORN: Your honor, if I may, I believe that I have a solution to the current tetralemma.
DAGOTH: Is that so?
DRAGONBORN: Quite. I happen to have contrived an ingenious method by which every member of the plaintiff suite may be provided with my soul, as befits their illustrious station.
[Dagoth slams his gavel again]
DAGOTH: Excellent. Done. Do it. I’m so fucking done with this case.
DRAGONBORN: As you will, your honor. Well, first come, first serve. So, Lady Knock-up, for the gracious gift of your shadowy cant (for nightingale song is most lovely!) here ya go,
MIR MUL NIR
[A luminous dragon-soul erupts from the Dragonborn. Its light is so great that every stray hint of Nocturnal is washed out of the room.]
NOCTURNAL: BLAAAH!
And for Lord Hurts-Just-Fine, who dearly needs a master to bait his game, may I safely present the most dangerous quarry,
NA HAG LIIV
[Another dragon-soul emerges from the Dragonborn. Hircine flees, but its flight swiftly overtakes him.]
HIRCINE: GLAAAH!
DRAGONBORN: Careful, he bites.
But who could forget Mr. Herman Moore? I know I almost always do, my memories of you are just a dumped abyss. Anyway, figure out this mystery,
VIIN TUR UTH
[Yet another Dragon soul erupts from the Dragonborn. It holds Hermaeus Mora’s paper in the toilet.]
HERMAEUS MORA: I should be writing my memoir, In March it's due. Instead, I'm in Miami, [Gurgling from being severely swirlied]
DRAGONBORN: Hint: It rhymes with Tragon.
Well now as I live and breath! Lord Moldy Balls!
MOLAG BAL: Hey now, I just want the table referbed. I don't even want your soul, man. I've already got closets full of 'em! Vivec's making me haul 'em to Goodwill! I'll even settle for the poptarts back!
DRAGONBORN: Don’t worry, lots of deities experience shrinkage in coldharbours like such. Not to worry though, I’ve got just the thing to warm ya up:
VUL JOT NAAK
[One last ropey dragon-soul shoots out of the Dragonborn. It violates Molag Bal thoroughly]
MOLAG BAL: The poptarts!
[Dagoth bangs his gavel]
DAGOTH: Case…uh, Case closed.
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2023.06.04 18:09 Helpful-Life4178 Handprints
It's been a while since I painted the walls of my bedroom gray. I bought a really cheap paint, which tends to leave marks, so I'm very careful not to put my dirty hands on the walls. I live alone and don't have many visitors, and the last visitor I had was when I bought my house and my mom came to see it.
There was one night when I was sleeping and I heard a voice calling me, not yelling, but whispering in my ear. I was half asleep and woke up startled. I couldn't sleep properly that night. I woke up early and went straight to have breakfast. I felt like someone was accompanying me, but not in a good way. It felt like a huge weight on my shoulders, and there were constant knocking sounds. In my kitchen, there's a huge glass window that leads directly to the garden. I saw a black figure, like a little girl, running past that window. I thought to myself, "This can't be a ghost. It only happens in horror movies. I'm a normal person, I watch anime and spend the day on the computer. Why would a ghost be interested in me?" I was scared but pretended not to care. The rest of the day went on like any other.
When I went to bed, I saw handprints on the wall of my room, child-sized handprints. They definitely weren't mine. Damn it! I called the police, but they didn't come. I got into my car and went to my mother's house. I arrived at her house at 2 a.m., and she made me some mate tea and put me to sleep. The next day, I returned to my house, and the light in my room was on. I never leave the lights on, especially not when I sleep. I didn't even think about going inside that house. As I was driving back, I saw two heads in the window. It was a woman and a child. Damn it, they can have my house. Since then, I have never set foot on that street again. I don't know what happened after, but my old neighbors know my mom, and they keep calling her, saying they hear a woman screaming coming from my house.
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Reposting because I've seen nice requests but overall, most just ghosted and some couple of people just sound like bunch of red flags, please if you're not willing to do something, just tell me in advance, thank you
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• I'm autistic and dyslexic, please understand that I may be slow, sorry in advance
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As René said "Á la prochaine fois!" (Until next time) and Happy pride Month!d
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